Oh Fair and Beautiful Maiden

 fair and beauteous maiden. Shall I compare thee to a summers daytime? Much homogeneous it, guanine art also grass hot and go well with iced cream. Thine eyes dance corresponding the moonlight on a rippling stream. Thy skin is like fine gossamer, and thy derrière simply refuses to quit-eth! Would that I might bring forth thy naked beauty and carry it around with me every day. plainly, oh, such(prenominal) a thing is an impossibility in our time. 

Although... perhaps thou would deign to allow me to photograph thy naked form with mine magic camera digitalé? Or perhaps with the amazing soul-capturing device encased within mine iPhone? Of course, I would neer allow the image of thy glorious bosom, creamy white thighs, and uncovered lady chasm to leave mine person. The portraits would never fall into the sick clutches of, say, a pervy Geek Squad employee because I forgot to edit them from the hard drive of mine laptop.



And I would never supply them to mine roommate, the Duke of Doucheington, in a braggadocios earthner whilst chiming, Look at what Ive been hitting, Broseph Gordon-Levitt. No, I shall guard them as if they were mine own man cannon. 

But should thy maidenhead somehow be distributed to the world via a serial publication of tubes, let me be drawn and quartered at midnight, let my man cannon be snipped off with garden shears, and also let mine Xbox be smasheth in a most jolty manner. Thy virtue shall be protected. This I forswear. Also, Ill show my face and wang in the photos. Its only fair.If you want to get a full essay, arrangement it on our website: Orderessay



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